I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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