her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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