Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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