he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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