I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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