Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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