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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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