i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
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I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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