apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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