Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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