yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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