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(256): View more from Alabama

You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.

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That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.

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Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.

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Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.

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(256): You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass. (1-256): That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years. (256): Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that. (1-256): Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham. http://tfl.nu/egwd

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(903): View more from Texas

I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"

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(903): I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition" http://tfl.nu/bud7

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(402): View more from Nebraska

she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl

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(402): she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl http://tfl.nu/7i4h

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(416): View more from Ontario

dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening

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(416): dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening http://tfl.nu/ihge

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets

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(248): Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets http://tfl.nu/6e6g

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(231): View more from Michigan

You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.

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(231): You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide. http://tfl.nu/t1va

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(631): View more from New York

can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished

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(631): can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished http://tfl.nu/t99v

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(805): View more from California

I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.

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(805): I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close. http://tfl.nu/wx41

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(509): View more from Washington

Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns

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(509): Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns http://tfl.nu/s30q

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(647): View more from Ontario

I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.

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(647): I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway. http://tfl.nu/bxvu

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(347): View more from New York

Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.

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(347): Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times. http://tfl.nu/buvd

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(720): View more from Colorado

Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.

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(720): Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something. http://tfl.nu/z9g9

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up

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(780): Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up http://tfl.nu/x63c

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(310): View more from California

I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.

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(310): I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl. http://tfl.nu/jncu

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(416): View more from Toronto

GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST

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(416): GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST http://tfl.nu/2bqp

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