You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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