Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He did a backflip because drugs
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