He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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