ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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