Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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