so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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