Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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