You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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