No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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