Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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