Do you still have your period?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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