Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She even gives head with a lisp.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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