Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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