I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
home. puking in laundry basket.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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