um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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