Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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