I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Randomize