It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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