i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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