Did you just see the Batmobile???
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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