I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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