it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
is that a dick in a sweater?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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