Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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