8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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