You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
My legs feel like baby dolphins
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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