really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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