you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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