are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
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went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
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That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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