i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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