she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I got her a Nickelback box set.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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