Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
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You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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