i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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