New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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