i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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