i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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