Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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