You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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Everything about him screamed your future.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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