Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
There's always time for handjobs
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
So. Much. Porn.
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