so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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